These aren't your grandma's egg beaters! This shirt looks cool even if you don't know a thing about drumming - feel free to make up a convoluted artistic explanation. Here's an example: this shirt visually represents an understudied group that is fundamentally overlooked when discussing the results of a nuclear fallout: kitchenware. Available with a navy blue background in small, medium, large, extra large, and 2X large.
An egg beater is a 5-note rudiment played as RRRLL or LLLRR, and each note is of equal time value. Knowledge is power!